Обзор новогодних шуток и мемов по случаю наступления 2024-го

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«На Новый год я попрошу у Деда Мороза пощады». Как россияне готовились к встрече 2024-го и шутили — Фото t.me/twitt_ota, vk.com

Любое яркое событие в современном мире немедленно обрастает массой разнообразных мемов и шуток. Новый год – отличный повод в очередной раз порефлексировать и на вечные, и на актуальные темы – предпраздничная суета, обжорство салатами, каникулярный «загул», а также тревожные ожидания от будущего с робкой надеждой на хоть что-то хорошее. На «экваторе» новогодних праздников предлагаем вашему вниманию подборку мемов и шуток на тему наступившего 2024 года.

Конец года — парадоксальное время, когда часть людей уже ушла в праздничное состояние, а другая — в авральном режиме пытается закончить все рабочие дела: